you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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