I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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