After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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