I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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