If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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