I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
