I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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