Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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