I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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