Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize