Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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