It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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