My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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