But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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