She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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