rhymes with "ouble enetration"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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