i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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