Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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