omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
smell my finger.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
