my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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