Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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