I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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