Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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