..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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