so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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