i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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