btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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