my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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