Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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