in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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