Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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