so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
