belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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