i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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