nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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