In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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