I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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