is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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