My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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