So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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