shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Terrible idea I love it
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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