Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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