I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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