I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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