What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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