12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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