he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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