after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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