k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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