Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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