Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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