So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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