At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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