I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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