Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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