doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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