I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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