A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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