It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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